OMG...HE ALWAYS FARTS WHEN THERE'S A GIRL NEXT TO HIM...This is true I swear! and he doesn't like to have sex with girls, that why he has a CORK !

QUICK! look at me while i'm suffering here! quick! i can't stand looking to a girl more than 5 seconds! have you recorded me doing this? can i stop pretending that i like girls?! jesus...i hope i don't need to touch a girl anymore...i always farg when they get next to me...iaaarck...god bless the boys! I LOVE THEM! JT->GAY
look at him running!! lol